It was a day like any other. I was crouched in the bushes 100 feet away, dressed like a shrub with my binoculars pressed hard to my eyesockets when a shape hove into view. It was a shape I recognised, from previous excursions that usually took place at night with my trusty UV goggles and thermos of tomato soup.
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Did you have to crawl under my fence and through the swamp to get in here?" she said, but I knew she didn't mean it really. "
Can we start the interview now?" her feet tapping impatiently. I complied, feeling slightly scared.
Cad Firstly, I know how glad you are going to be that you are being featured on my blog, as you need the traffic. I'm quite magnanimous about that, so let's just say
"you're welcome"
Juicy Yeah, I would like to acknowledge for the record that I'm humbled by your largesse, and that if you hadn't actually been camped just outside the limits of my sim and camming in to try to take pictures of me for the last few months I would consider shaking your hand.
Cad Moving on then, tell me why you like Memes so much? And did you see my 55-question meme?
Juicy Yes, I saw your meme: it was unsettling and slightly disturbing, a little like you actually.
Memes are just something that I really love - the thought of asking questions and then answering them and then other people answering the same questions....we should all communicate this way more often and collate the data. Memes are the future.
Cad I was sort of expecting a different answer there, to try to get a bit of controversy.
Juicy I shy away from any and all forms of controversy. Frankly I never understand why anyone gives their honest opinion on anything, it would be much better if we all just smiled at each other and wore pink unicorn masks and made happy neighing noises instead of talking.
Cad (I fumbled with my notes a bit here and lost the thread) Err.....Okay. Is it true that you are actually the root of all darkness within SL, and are planning to overthrow the Lindens and install yourself as Supreme Grand Leader with the aid of an army of ruthless Noobundian mercenaries?
Juicy Yes, next question.
Cad Final one, and it's a serious one. How do you react to claims that, in fact, I am your alt.
She
smiled enigmatically and raised an eyebrow, leaning back in her chair for a long moment before she responded, in even tones, "
no comment, now get out before I set the dogs on you".
Yes the pics are kind of rough and faded, but I was grabbing them while trying to pose. And you know how her pics are always clean, sharp and precise and that her blog is full of information that is really useful? I wanted to be the opposite and I think I achieved that pretty well.
I do also have a short set of three b/w pics on my Flickr that dramatise the thought process behind the naming of the Juicy Bomb blog. But I am not going to link it here, as it may not fall under SFW in crazy land.
